Your name is KARKAT VANTAS.
You thought it would be cool to format this
like a homestuck page, but have found you're
not quite sure what to write. You don't have
any better ideas, though, so you do it anyway.
Your trolltag is still carcinoGeneticist.
You don't remember the significance behind it,
but you kept it because you think it sounds cool.
You speak in a manner that is
ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME, though
less so than before.
CG: INTRODUCE MYSELF??
CG: ALRIGHT *FINE*.
CG: NAME'S KARKAT VANTAS.
CG: I'M ABOUT 9 SWEEPS OLD WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE IS 19 IN HUMAN YEARS.
CG: THAT'S WHAT THE ONLINE CALCULATOR I FOUND SAID ANYWAY.
CG: I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY HOBBIES RIGHT NOW.
CG: I LIKE LISTENING TO MUSIC THOUGH.
CG:...
CG: DON'T TELL ME YOU WANT MY PLAYLIST.
CG:...
CG: *FINE*.
CG: